Its here! Finally, i have it in my posession. The platypus i ordered off of Ebay...

PUSS

...well i didn't order it as i have no Ebay account. Having no source of real financial income means i dont have the required minimum of money to open a proper debit card which in turn means i cant order anything off Ebay. So bascially i had one of my good friends order it for me. It cost £5.00 however plus that dastardly postage + packaging it boosted up to £7.00. Still as its in glove puppet form i think its worth it. However when it was delivered to my good friends house no one was home! The post people claim the package was too big to fit through the letterbox (it wasn't at all) so in its place they slid a red slip through instead. This red slip gave instructions to visit the post office where it was being held (not our local post office mind you) and then show valid I.D and proof of adress to recieve the beloved Platypus. One problem...i needed my good friend to come with me to get it as he was the person it was adressed to. Also it had to be between 8:30 and 13:00! well unlike me, he has somewhat of a life. He has University AND work on various days of the week. Fortunately today i managed to haul his arse out of bed (on one of his days off!) to go and get the beautiful Platypus. We walked and walked and walked and then we walked some more and finally we reached the blasted postal dungeon. We went in, saved the poor Platypus from its demented postal overlords and trecked back home.

Quite an eventful morning i must say.

Here is a video i made exactly 5 minutes after i got back:

In other news: Callum Dallimore got so sexually frustrated on set that he felt the sudden urge to strip a zombie!

Zombie stripper